Highest Hotel Bill Ever

My wife and I spent three days of our honeymoon in Ocean City, Maryland. We spent $300 per night to stay there. Until recently, it’s the most expensive place we’ve ever stayed.

A few days ago I just got the bill from this place we stayed last spring that turns out to be even more expensive. We stayed there three nights, and have a $2100 bill for those three nights. What makes it worse, is we had to sleep in separate beds, and they were the two most uncomfortable beds I have ever seen. They didn’t even have one of those little fridges. To make it worse, they had awful room service, and would only bring food for my wife. I haven’t even gotten to the best part. The second night we were there, this baby kept crying every two hours and waking us up.

Actually, the baby crying isn’t the best part. The three best parts were:

  1. Wow, all I can see is a big clump of dark hair.
  2. Seeing the little baby girl that cried all night for the first time.
  3. When my wife said those magic words, “I think I’m going to throw up!”

For those of you who don’t get the magic of those words, they are followed by a nurse ordering, “Dad, pick up the baby!” That is how I came to hold my daughter for the first time.

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