I just read that the price on Salman Rushdie’s head has increased by $500,000. I thought about it and realized I don’t have a copy of The Satanic Verses, so I immediately went to Amazon and bought a copy. In dead tree form so that in Obama’s second term, the police won’t have to go to the trouble of searching my Nook Color for offensive books.
Now when will Innocence of Muslims make it to Netflix Streaming so that I can invite my friends over to watch the film while eating pork rinds and drinking beer? Oh, wait, I forgot there isn’t enough beer in the world to make me sit through the Innocence of Muslims.